James talking to himself during Black Swan.

James:

I don't know about her, but I embody both Black and White swans.

James:

This is going to be one of those movies where they don't show her face and her feet in the same frame while she dances right?

James:

Kelly, look at how big my muscles are.

James:

Oh, oh she passed herself on the street. That's the black swan.

James:

(as Portman) "Hi, I'm the girl who fucked up in my audition yesterday."

James:

Kelly, I think I've seen this movie before.

James:

Here he goes, that French pig. Giving it to her, oh but she bit him. That's black swan material.

James:

He saw the black swan in her when she bit his lip and slapped his dink really hard.

James:

Too many mirrors. That picture's eyes moved. I don't like this movie. Ew, get a meal! Why is she so skinny?

James:

That's Barbara Hershey you know. (singing) She's crazy, craaaazy.

James:

When is this fucking Black Swan going to show up?

James:

Awww, what the fuck is wrong with this girl. I don't want to watch this. I don't want to watch this. Too gross.

James:

(As Kunis) "Hurry up! I gotta shit out here!"

James:

If this was a Sci-fi movie that angel would come to life. That would be sweet, if something happened.

James:

(Spanish accent) "I must penetrate you"

James:

There's lots of masturbating in this show.

James:

Isn't that Macauley Culkin's girlfriend?

James:

(Valley Girl accent) " I don't need any stuffies! I'm putting them all in the garbage. Bye you stupid stuffies!"

James:

Fuckin' giver Rick. That's what that was, the 'fuckin' giver Rick' speech.

James:

She has man feet.

James:

There's going to be a dead swan in there. Deep fried.

James:

I didn't like that at all. What was I supposed to like about that? The only part I liked was when she was masturbating with her bum in the air.