January 2011
3 posts
James talking to himself during Black Swan.
James: I don't know about her, but I embody both Black and White swans.
James: This is going to be one of those movies where they don't show her face and her feet in the same frame while she dances right?
James: Kelly, look at how big my muscles are.
James: Oh, oh she passed herself on the street. That's the black swan.
James: (as Portman) "Hi, I'm the girl who fucked up in my audition yesterday."
James: Kelly, I think I've seen this movie before.
James: Here he goes, that French pig. Giving it to her, oh but she bit him. That's black swan material.
James: He saw the black swan in her when she bit his lip and slapped his dink really hard.
James: Too many mirrors. That picture's eyes moved. I don't like this movie. Ew, get a meal! Why is she so skinny?
James: That's Barbara Hershey you know. (singing) She's crazy, craaaazy.
James: When is this fucking Black Swan going to show up?
James: Awww, what the fuck is wrong with this girl. I don't want to watch this. I don't want to watch this. Too gross.
James: (As Kunis) "Hurry up! I gotta shit out here!"
James: If this was a Sci-fi movie that angel would come to life. That would be sweet, if something happened.
James: (Spanish accent) "I must penetrate you"
James: There's lots of masturbating in this show.
James: Isn't that Macauley Culkin's girlfriend?
James: (Valley Girl accent) " I don't need any stuffies! I'm putting them all in the garbage. Bye you stupid stuffies!"
James: Fuckin' giver Rick. That's what that was, the 'fuckin' giver Rick' speech.
James: She has man feet.
James: There's going to be a dead swan in there. Deep fried.
James: I didn't like that at all. What was I supposed to like about that? The only part I liked was when she was masturbating with her bum in the air.
Wife listening to Husband talk to himself as he...
James: He fucked her.
James: Watch this, he's going to fuck her.
James: I hate The Zipper. I got stuck in it once, upside down. It was awful.
James: This dentist girl looks like Hermey the dentist elf from Rudolph 'The Red Nose Reindeer'.
James: Soft piano.
James: This is such bullshit.
James: He doesn't know his Dad & she doesn't know her Dad, so they're probably brother and sister.
James: "Oh my God you have a Dad and I have a Dad"
James: She's a hand talker.
James: Do you know what Southern boys do at carnivals?? They fingerbang chicks. That's what's going on there.
James: There are at least 5 barf machines in that carnival.
James: Are they filming porn on this show now?
James: Kelly, if anyone ever says to you "You're psycho!" all you have to say is "No, you're psycho" and that's pretty much the best burn ever.
James: (Valley Girl) "Oh my God, it's not your birthday is it?"
James: What's wrong with her tits?
James: (Valley Girl) "Let's bring it"
James: That's Rosie O'Donnell, what the fuck is she doing there?? I can't take this.
